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<!-- body { font:12px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000; background-color: #EEF2FB; margin: 0px; } --> Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year Brian Burns Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So Ryan Kalil Color Rush Jersey , instead of “Jay Gruden looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against Washington, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Washington organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section Graham Gano Jersey , and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned Julius Peppers Jersey , we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Washington edition...Jay Gruden looks like he knows about six other words besides football.Jim Tomsula looks like he knows everybody at Dicks Sporting Goods on a first name basis.Alex Smith looks like he models for watch ads.Dan Snyder looks like an actor who can only get roles as a financial advisor in commercials.Ryan Kerrigan looks like the guy that drives his brand new F-350 with the lift kit through the drive through at McDonald’s and has to open the door in order to be able to reach down and grab his food.Jay Gruden looks like he would trust a 5-star Yelp review.Jim Tomsula looks like he would be uncomfortable in a canoe.Josh Norman looks like he has had it with DC area “barbecue.”Colt McCoy looks like he pretends to be 19 to get into college parties.Alex Smith looks like the clearance rack version of Kirk Cousins that Washington time traveled 20 years into the future to buy.Dan Snyder looks like an attorney who refuses to be reasonable in a plea bargain negotiation.Ryan Kerrigan looks like the meathead frat bro in every college movie ever made.Josh Doctson looks like that younger cousin that is the grandparents’ favorite for no apparent reason.Dan Snyder looks like he pays somebody to taste his food.Jim Tomsula looks like he’s the guy Dan Snyder pays to taste his food.Brandon Scherff looks like Des Moines, Iowa. Jay Gruden looks like he’s wondering where Ferris Bueller went.Alex Smith looks like he has four wives and 17 children.Dan Snyder looks like he could be a Cabinet secretary.Colt McCoy looks like the employee of the month at Hertz.Jim Tomsula looks like he aggressively chews gum 24 hours a day.Jay Gruden looks like a guy who goes to Applebee’s and orders a Yuengling DJ Moore Color Rush Jersey , then talks down to his friends who are all drinking Bud Light.Vernon Davis looks like the next Mr. Clean.Alex Smith looks the actor who plays a high school quarterback who is clearly in his 40s.Jim Tomsula looks like a guy who went the whole nine yards with golf equipment but is very bad at golf.Dan Snyder looks like a guy who would claim to cut his own hair after going to an expensive barber.Jay Gruden looks like the guy who can’t wait to tell you about his new lawnmower.Jim Tomsula looks like a guy who won’t shut up about how good Blockbuster used to be.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss. The Panthers were back on the field today in preparation for Sunday’s game against the Browns. Graham Gano was absent from practice again as he’s battling a knee injury and has been ruled out for Sunday’s game. The Panthers signed Chandler Cantanzaro as an insurance policy to cover for Gano’s absence.Colin Jones also missed practice today and is listed as questionable after dealing with an illness this week.Here’s some good news today: Cam Newton threw in the open media portion of practice and isn’t listed as doubtful or questionable for Sunday. That’s good James Color Rush Bradberry Jersey , right?!Hopefully he’ll be 100% go on Sunday since the Panthers kinda need him in order to succeed. According to Ron Rivera, this week of limited practice was ‘pretty much a normal practice week’ for the franchise quarterback.Here’s today’s full injury reportTongueanthers injury reportOutK Graham Gano (knee)DoutbtfulN/AQuestionableS Colin Jones (illness) * * *Did not participate in practiceK Graham Gano (knee)S Colin Jones (illness)Limited participation in practiceDE Julius Peppers (rest)Full participation in practiceS Mike Adams (rest/wrist)LB Thomas Davis (rest)C Ryan Kalil (rest)TE Chris Manhertz (ankle)RB Christian McCaffrey (rest)QB Cam Newton (shoulder)WR Torrey Smith (knee)G Trai Turner (neck)Practice StatusDid not participate in practice = 0% of a player’s normal repetitionsLimited participation in practice = Less than 100% of a player’s normal repetitionsFull participation in practice = 100% of a player’s normal repetitionsGame StatusOut = Player will not playDoubtful = Player unlikely to playQuestionable = Uncertain if player will play
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